OCT 23, 2023
rohit
Me: I need to change my “jo hoga dekha jayega” wala attitude.
Friend: Kyu?
Me: Q ki jo ho rha hai wo dekha nahi ja rha 🫣
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OCT 25, 2023
rohit
Itna kuch seh liya n life me
I should be called "Sehenshah"
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OCT 27, 2023
rohit
Only mosquitos have feelings for me, First they sing song for me and then they give me love bites…🦟 😅
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NOV 23, 2023
rohit
Why is it when I drink Alcohol people call me an alcoholic but when I drink Fanta, no one calls me fantastic 🥲🥲
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WED, JAN 24
rohit
Agr “halwa” jal jaye toh usse “jalwa” keh skte h 😜
1
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Me: I have many hidden talents.
Someone: Like what?
Me: I don’t know, they’re all hidden.
MON, JAN 29
vidushi
Rohit Rajan
Agr “halwa” jal jaye toh usse “jalwa” keh skte h 😜
Best
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SAT, FEB 3
rohit
Why does “Fuuuu” produces cold air and “Haaaa” produces hot air? 🤔
2
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THU, FEB 8
rohit
In English we say
"Friend zone"
But in Shayari it's like :
Nazrein bayaan karti hai,
Lekin izhaar nahi karti,
Woh pasand to karti hai mujhe,
Lekin pyar nahi karti..!!
1
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WED, FEB 14
ishant
Rohit Rajan
In English we say
"Friend zone"
But in Shayari it's like :
Nazrein bayaan karti hai,
Lekin izhaar nahi karti,
Woh pasand to karti hai mujhe,
Lekin pyar nahi karti..!!
SAT, MAR 16
rohit
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SUN, MAR 17
rohit
Itne bde bde sapne hai mere ki unko pura krne ke liye har din extra sona padta hai… 🫠😴
TUE, MAR 26
rohit
Digital version of "shant" is called "e-shant" 🙈
Hello @ishant
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ishant
woaw
When u hit the row u get @rohit .
FRI, MAY 10
rohit
Mujhe lga tha koi bhi chala jaye fark nahi pdega..
Usi samay light chli gyi 🙈🙈
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THU, MAY 16
vidushi
Rohit Rajan
Photo
Why is this sooooo funny 🤣
MON, JUN 10
rohit
Can we say solo trip means - so lo 😴 on trip 🧳
because akele toh aap kroge bhi kya 😂
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SAT, JUL 6
rohit
Someone to me: Are you a cricket fan?
Me: No, I am a cricket AC 😜
edited
mv
Rohit Rajan
Someone to me: Are you a cricket fan?
Me: No, I am a cricket AC 😜
I thought you were a cricket heater
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MON, AUG 12
rohit
Someone: What is acute angle?
Me: Jis angle pe aap cute dikho use acute angle kehte h 🤣
pratyush
Rohit Rajan
Someone: What is acute angle?
Me: Jis angle pe aap cute dikho use acute angle kehte h 🤣
Does that someone started liking circle after this convo?
TUE, AUG 13
ishant
Rohit Rajan
Someone: What is acute angle?
Me: Jis angle pe aap cute dikho use acute angle kehte h 🤣
Woaw rohit good one 🌚
WED, AUG 21
pratyush
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi.
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him
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SAT, AUG 24
him
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MON, AUG 26
rohit
Salmon bhai
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WED, SEP 4
him
@mayank: I’m going to wear a wine colour trousers in the evening
Himanshu Khanna
@mayank: I’m going to wear a wine colour trousers in the evening
@rohit same colour as this ketchup?
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SUN, OCT 6
him
Rohit Rajan
Photo
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WED, OCT 9
sneha
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THU, OCT 10
rohit
Himanshu Khanna
Photo
Jokes apart
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TUE, OCT 22
vidushi
Rohit Rajan
Salmon bhai
Rocks
Himanshu Khanna
Photo
No, this rocks!
TUE, NOV 12
sneha
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rohit
Sneha Mehta
Photo
Now I need to google this Joke 😂😂🙈🙈
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him
Rohit Rajan
Now I need to google this Joke 😂😂🙈🙈
ChatGPT it maybe
rohit
Himanshu Khanna
ChatGPT it maybe
reply received 😶😶
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him
Rohit Rajan
reply received 😶😶
Sahi pakde
WED, NOV 13
sneha
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THU, NOV 14
mv
I hate that I love this loop so much
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TUE, NOV 19
sneha
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WED, NOV 20
sneha
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Yesterday
sneha
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him
Sneha Mehta
Photo
It’s more funny when I see it added by someone who for the longest time I considered to be a vegetarian 🌱
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ishant
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