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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
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DEC 9, 2022
ivan3714
It’s actually an eggsUV
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him
EggsUV 500
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DEC 10, 2022
rohit
She: what’s your name?
He: Jitendra, you can call me Jeet.
She: Toh Jeet, where are you from?
He: Darr kr aage
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vidushi7961
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Rohit
She: what’s your name?
He: Jitendra, you can call me Jeet.
She: Toh Jeet, where are you from?
He: Darr kr aage
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I m ashamed of myself for laughing at this one! Kitna bura hai ye 🫠😂
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Vidushi
I m ashamed of myself for laughing at this one! Kitna bura hai ye 🫠😂
That’s why PJ 😅
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DEC 11, 2022
Q. Which car does Raavan own?
A. Eye-20 🚘
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him
Isn’t it Eye-10?
rohit
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Himanshu
Isn’t it Eye-10?
No… Head-10 so Eye-20🤪🤪
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Rohit
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Ohh maths
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Rohit
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
I was thinking… eye-ing-10 people at once 😁
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DEC 12, 2022
himonmukherjee
@ishant , please do the honours here
Sayingitclearly4467
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
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DEC 13, 2022
rohit
Why people only ask or do “yog-daan”
Not “cardio-daan”, “deadlift-daan”
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If you work as a Security at a Samsung store, does that make you “Guardian Of The Galaxy” ❓🤔
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DEC 14, 2022
Sayingitclearly4467
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin. 👨🏼🦰
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.🙋🏽
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him
How to politely tell someone they are stupid?
Tell them…
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
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dushyant1673
Knock Kock
Who’s there?
Atch🙂
Acth who?🙄
God bless you🤪
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vidushi7961
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Himanshu
How to politely tell someone they are stupid?
Tell them…
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
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The beauty in it would be, the stupid person not understanding it?
him
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Vidushi
The beauty in it would be, the stupid person not understanding it?
Since always
rohit
What did one wall say to the other?
“Meet me at the corner!”
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dushyant1673
Knock knock
Who’s There?🫣
Tank🫢
Tank who?🧐
you’re welcome🤪
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DEC 15, 2022
Sayingitclearly4467
I am loving the knock knock ones
DEC 19, 2022
rohit
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
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pratyush
What is the slipperiest country in the world?
Greece!
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Rohit
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
The zoo claimed to have received 5 rhinos, but I can see only 4. Do you know what happened.
Seems like the zookeepers have hidden agenda.
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Pratyush
The zoo claimed to have received 5 rhinos, but I can see only 4. Do you know what happened.
Seems like the zookeepers have hidden agenda.
Not everyone will get it
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Himanshu
Not everyone will get it
That’s the beauty of PJ 😅
DEC 20, 2022
2shar
🤣 but 😭
dushyant1673
She : So, What’s your fav. type of Date?
Me : DD/MM/YYYY. Others seems confusing to me🫠.
She : Tum single hi maroge🫶😅
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him
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Dushyant
She : So, What’s your fav. type of Date?
Me : DD/MM/YYYY. Others seems confusing to me🫠.
She : Tum single hi maroge🫶😅
She’s got 🧠
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DEC 22, 2022
pratyush
What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
PIZZA HUT
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rohit
Life has 3 unwritten rules.
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Rohit
Life has 3 unwritten rules.
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These are very important rules. Everyone should follow these 😅
him
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Pratyush
These are very important rules. Everyone should follow these 😅
Agree ++
DEC 28, 2022
rohit
She: You’re cold hearted person.
He: Hu bhi kaise na thand dekhi hai kitni ho rakhi hai. ❄️❄️
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Rohit
She: You’re cold hearted person.
He: Hu bhi kaise na thand dekhi hai kitni ho rakhi hai. ❄️❄️
Really poor!
DEC 31, 2022
rohit
"Why do programmers hate nature? Because it has too many bugs."
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JAN 4, 2023
himonmukherjee
Chad truck driver
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JAN 5, 2023
I am ded 😂😂
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JAN 6, 2023
Workout but don’t drop the weights on the footpath below 👀
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JAN 8, 2023
rohit
She: How absent minded you are?
Me: Sone ke baad uthna bhul jata hu.!!! 🙃🙃
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JAN 22, 2023
Someone: How lonely are you?
Me: Mey horror movie dekhta hu taaki mujhe lge “koi hai” 🫣
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JAN 31, 2023
Relatives: Tumhare age me hum candle 🕯️ jala ke padhai 📚 krte the.
Me: Itna shauk tha to din me hi padh lete 🥱🥱
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Rohit
Relatives: Tumhare age me hum candle 🕯️ jala ke padhai 📚 krte the.
Me: Itna shauk tha to din me hi padh lete 🥱🥱
I can hear and see @rohit say this with a glass in his hand 😂👏
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FEB 24, 2023
rohit
Someone: Say 12.99 in Hindi
Me: I started singing “tera hone lga hu”…
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MAR 17, 2023
What is the coldest letter in alphabet?
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Rohit
What is the coldest letter in alphabet?
Dont know
rohit
‘B’
Because it’s between AC
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ishant
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