DEC 8, 2022
rohit
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
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DEC 9, 2022
ivan
It’s actually an eggsUV
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him
EggsUV 500
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DEC 10, 2022
rohit
She: what’s your name?
He: Jitendra, you can call me Jeet.
She: Toh Jeet, where are you from?
He: Darr kr aage
🙈
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vidushi
Rohit Rajan
She: what’s your name?
He: Jitendra, you can call me Jeet.
She: Toh Jeet, where are you from?
He: Darr kr aage
🙈
I m ashamed of myself for laughing at this one! Kitna bura hai ye 🫠😂
rohit
Vidushi Verma
I m ashamed of myself for laughing at this one! Kitna bura hai ye 🫠😂
That’s why PJ 😅
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DEC 11, 2022
rohit
Q. Which car does Raavan own?
A. Eye-20 🚘
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him
Isn’t it Eye-10?
rohit
Himanshu Khanna
Isn’t it Eye-10?
No… Head-10 so Eye-20🤪🤪
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him
Ohh maths
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I was thinking… eye-ing-10 people at once 😁
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DEC 12, 2022
himonmukherjee
@ishant , please do the honours here
Sayingitclearly
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
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DEC 13, 2022
rohit
Why people only ask or do “yog-daan”
Not “cardio-daan”, “deadlift-daan”
🤔🤔🤔
1
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If you work as a Security at a Samsung store, does that make you “Guardian Of The Galaxy” ❓🤔
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DEC 14, 2022
Sayingitclearly
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin. 👨🏼🦰
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.🙋🏽
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him
How to politely tell someone they are stupid?
Tell them…
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
😁
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dushyant
Knock Kock
Who’s there?
Atch🙂
Acth who?🙄
God bless you🤪
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vidushi
Himanshu Khanna
How to politely tell someone they are stupid?
Tell them…
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
😁
The beauty in it would be, the stupid person not understanding it?
him
Vidushi Verma
The beauty in it would be, the stupid person not understanding it?
Since always
rohit
What did one wall say to the other?
“Meet me at the corner!”
1
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dushyant
Knock knock
Who’s There?🫣
Tank🫢
Tank who?🧐
you’re welcome🤪
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DEC 15, 2022
Sayingitclearly
I am loving the knock knock ones
DEC 19, 2022
rohit
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
1
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pratyush
What is the slipperiest country in the world?
Greece!
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The zoo claimed to have received 5 rhinos, but I can see only 4. Do you know what happened.
Seems like the zookeepers have hidden agenda.
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