When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Me: Dil mein dard ho raha hai… Friend: Bro, dil left mein hota hai… right mein nahi. Me: Arey jabse wo tod ke gayi hai, pata nahi tukde kaha kaha ghoom rahe hain… 💔🫠

Wrap me toh lorem lag gaye

Can we call a "relationship" to "internship" if it's get over in 6 months 😅😅

I wouldn’t know such things 🌝

Drink & drive won’t kill you. But love? That’s a full-speed crash with no brakes. 💔🚗

The fall isn't what kills you, it's the abrupt stop that kills you.

With some onion and chutney 

"Patience fruit" is more sweeter than "Passion fruit" 🙃

Aur Kabr ka phal?

A convict stands up in the prison mess hall and yells, “Seventy-three!” All the other inmates laugh. A new prisoner asks a guard what’s going on. The guard explains that the prison has one joke book and all the prisoners have memorized it. So instead of telling the joke, they just say the number of it. So the new prisoner stands up and yells, “Forty-eight!” He gets no response and asks the guard why. The guard says to him, “Some guys know how to tell ’em, some guys don’t.”

Ek famous restaurant mein parathe ko lete 2 gutto mein jung… kulche uchle. Heading: Murthal Kombat!